Turki's Twisted Tomato Tango Pasta

A hilariously tasty Italian pasta dish for you and your son Turki!

Cuisine: Italian
Cooking Time: 30 minutes
Created by: Mike
Turki's Twisted Tomato Tango Pasta

🥕 Ingredients

  • 2 cups of pasta
  • 4 ripe tomatoes, diced
  • 1 cup fresh basil leaves
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 4 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded
  • 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese, grated

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. Boil pasta until it's as soft as Turki's laugh.
  2. In a pan, heat olive oil and add minced garlic until it dances golden.
  3. Add diced tomatoes to the pan, and let them simmer like a comedian's punchline.
  4. Stir in fresh basil leaves, making sure they don't run away.
  5. Add cooked pasta to the pan, mixing everything like a chaotic family reunion.
  6. Sprinkle mozzarella and Parmesan cheese on top, and let them melt like the tension before a joke.
  7. Serve hot and enjoy while wearing your silliest pasta hat!

📊 Nutrition Facts (Approximate)

Calories: 520 kcal
Protein: 22g
Carbs: 68g
Fat: 20g
Sugar: 5g
Sodium: 480mg

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